--Sarah Palin will appear on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on March 2nd. So he'll still be doing that segment where he talks to stupid people on the street again? Awesome!
--One of Jay Leno's first guests when he returns to "The Tonight Show" will be Olympic skier Lindsay Vonn. Fitting for Leno, since it'll all be "downhill" from there.
--A Florida couple held their wedding at a Ford Mustang dealership. They didn't mean to, they just ended up there after their Toyota accelerated through the showroom glass.
--Marijuana use among seniors is on the rise. At least grandma's house doesn't smell like stale mints anymore.
--Lindsay Lohan told"The Sun"she used to "mask" her problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. However, these days she "confronts" her problems . . . with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances.
--Fantasia Barrino has been receiving death threats. Not to worry though, she can't read them anyway.
--President Obama has now gone 216 straight days without a formal press conference with reporters. In his defense, presidents only hold press conferences after they accomplish something.
--Wal-Mart experienced its first ever drop in sales during the last quarter. In fact, the company's sales report was so toothless that executives at first mistook it for a customer.
--Shaun White admitted that he's still a big fan of Tiger Woods. And since Shaun looks like a skinny white girl, I'd say the feeling's mutual.
--Lady Gaga is introducing a line of condoms. Because if anyone knows about the importance of covering up your junk . . . it's shim.
--Donations to U.S. colleges and universities dropped 12% last year. Officials fear the drop will affect the quality of classes that students skip to smoke weed.
--There's a website that lets burglars know when you're not home. I believe they call it FACEBOOK.
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